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"Just get him a trash can erwin that’s exactly what you guys are"
All I want is a Mink figure of him flying to the moon on his pet bird motorbike while murdering dudes left and right
So there’s a Dramatical Murder anime confirmed
This will turn out on the positive side if and only if they include the scene where Mink motorbikes off the top of a skyscraper through the window of another skyscraper and the motorbike is also his talking pet robot bird and then he straight up kills a dude.
This is the only thing I’ll say about it.